A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter
“What are you doing?” She asked.
“Hunting Flies” He responded.
“Oh. ! Killing any?” She asked.
“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell them apart?”
He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”
Thanks to Sharon K for the above knee slapper
Kishen and Kristin, my next neighbors, encountered a cycling family yesterday in a Missouri park at sundown. They were setting up camp for their adopted children (7) when the park ranger informed them they could not camp in the park. The family is cycling from Belleville, Illinois to Six Flags in Missouri. Since it was almost dark and they had no place to stay Kishen and Kristin offered them their home and they accepted. As they were getting ready to leave the following morning I offered them an unused but serviceable 20 inch bike I had sitting in my basement. I also threw in 3 helmets sitting unused in my garage and they accepted the bike and helmets. Below is an image of the group minus the mom who took the picture and Kristin who was on her way to work. Also pictured is their sag wagon driven I think by grandpa pictured on the left. My neighbor Kishen is in the blue shirt:
Is America a source of pride, as Americans have long held, or shame, as Progressives allege? Beneath an innocent exterior, are our lives complicit in a national project of theft, expropriation, oppression, and murder, or is America still the hope of the world? Dinesh D’Souza, an Indian immigrant to this country, and proud American citizen makes his case in a book and a movie which I recently saw and enjoyed. Click below for a bit about it: